| Low gross (63) | Pam, Sue, and Suzie, who cheated, but who cares? |
| Should have won, but played all 18 | Doug, Tony, and Joel, with Jay as the handicap. |
| Came on a motorcycle without clubs | Ron Karcher. |
| Needed glow balls | Wayne Powell. |
| Thought it was a real golf event | Earl Swanson. |
| Came for the beer | Bishop, Sales, D. Jones, and everybody else. |